Earth 2.0

By Saturday, August 1, 2015 Permalink 0

Hurrah! Hurrah! We are saved! Dump your radioactive waste in the water, light a mountain of coal on fire, and kill the rest of the fucking elephants! It doesn’t matter anymore, we’re out of here! New Earth here we come! Or, at least that’s how headlines have been treating the discovery of the planet dubbed ...

If parents were Always Right

By Wednesday, May 20, 2015 Permalink 0

Just think about how the world would be if we never disagreed with our parents. Think of every argument that you’ve ever had with your parents and how it would have never existed if you had always agreed. Forget the Twilight Zone aura that situation has hovering around it, that world would be downright boring. ...

Life’s A Garden, Dig It

By Friday, April 17, 2015 Permalink 0

I’ve been in a bit of a funk for the past year. I was at a shit job that I didn’t enjoy, in love with a girl who didn’t love me (or if she did, she didn’t act on it), and life just sucked. Then, about 7 months ago, things derailed, and despite my emotional ...

The Tinder Revolution

By Monday, April 6, 2015 Permalink 0

A few months ago I semi-gave up on traditional dating and joined the Tinder revolution. The popularity of online dating  is growing every year, and according to Match.com, an online dating site, 40 million Americans use online dating services. That’s about 1 in 7 people in America (they may be inflating numbers for appearances). I ...

Einstein’s Quote?

By Monday, March 30, 2015 Permalink 0

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” -Albert Einstein?   Two parts grim and one part funny, Einstein’s wit shines as bright as a diamond, and as sinister as a mushroom cloud. Mr. Einstein feels that a third great war is ...

An Oblivious Apology

By Tuesday, March 24, 2015 Permalink 0

There is an issue that I see as being an oblivious issue and that is the art of the apology. People can be stubborn, hardheaded, obnoxious human beings, and we’re always right, right? When we do find out that we’re wrong, I believe there is a part of us that wants to go for broke and throw more ...

Man saves dog from frozen river

By Thursday, February 26, 2015 Permalink 0

[videos file="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OU9yjXVfn4" width="500" height="500"]   This guy is the FUCKING MAN!! I can’t tell you how happy this video made me. After watching this, I want to hug all of humanity and say, “This is what we could be. This is what we should be.” This guy jumped into a frozen river. A frozen river for a ...

When Computers Fail Us

By Wednesday, February 25, 2015 Permalink 0

This is the final segment (at least for now) of when technology fails us. These devices, whether they be cell phones, cars or any other form of technology that has the nerve to convenience our lives, are designed to serve a purpose, albeit a multi-dimensional purpose. We expect a lot out of the devices that ...

Life in Lyrics

By Thursday, February 19, 2015 Permalink 0

"Music is the window to the soul" so it goes. Here are some great lyrics for the world and the songs that accompany them.   For me, each of these songs and the lyrics that accompany them mean something different. They can touch my heart with compassion, provide inspiration, or comfort me when I am feeling bleak.  ...

A Very Special Birthday

By Thursday, February 12, 2015 Permalink 0

  Humans have been around for quite awhile now, and for a significant part of that history, some of us have taken the time to write that shit down. February 12, 1809 in particular was a very prolific day! Two distinctly influential members of our society were born, whom arguably altered as much history as one ...

The National Football League Office and the NFL

By Tuesday, February 10, 2015 Permalink 0

We American football fans know the NFL as the National Football League. The National Football League is thirty-two separate organizations, all of whom make money, all of whom pay taxes. The NFL is not tax exempt. The National Football League Office (NFLO), on the other hand, is extremely tax exempt. It is so freaking tax ...

How Vain can we be?

By Monday, February 9, 2015 Permalink 0

With this weeks presentation of the ego stroking, self-congratulatory showcase that is the Grammy's , Oblivious Men has decided to toss our top hat into the ring of celebrity worship that is America's #1 source of entertainment. Oh how we love the vanity of wealth and fame:     Ariana Grande...I think it is illegal for me to ...